I have to say with a chuckle, that today was a fun work day. Everyone was in a good, sarcastic, fun mood today. We were all chatty chatter boxes about everything from animals,(the farm my friend has in her backyard. Oh, and she has goats not sheep for the record ), The Bachelorette, Exes, Grocery Shopping, babies (pretty much a daily topic as it seems to be all the Plague right now!) I was given a camera by one of the supervisors today and asked to take random photos of him all day. I still haven't the slightest clue as to why I was requested to do so, but I happily obliged. The ticks from my farm yard friend was again her fury. Just discussing them made my skin crawl and itch. The power of the mind is insane.
Here is the most interesting part. It is of adult nature. A co-worker shared with all of us a story of a claim she read years ago. Apparently, a woman was pleasuring herself when............................................... BAM!
The pleasure device exploded in her Va Jay Jay. She received severe internal burns from the battery acid and was rushed to the hospital. Talk about enter at your own risk.
One of my co-workers response was, "Holy Kryptonite." I replied with , "No more playing around with Superman." As we all got a kick out of this we were shocked. I immediately thought of Sex In The City and how Charlotte was obsessed with the Rabbit. Guess this device was old school. Maybe the Bullet has a recall she didn't know about?? Who knows. I'm just sayin.
I watched the finale of Glee last night. Cried. Cried. Yes, cried some more. I can't believe Sylvester has a heart. She is like the Grinch. Her heart grew a teeny bit this episode, that is fo sure. I think there may be an old romance brought back to life with Rachel and Finn. I heart them. I give props to Mr. Schuster who finally confessed his love to Emma Pillsbury. Can't wait until next Gleeson!
All day I had the Jekyll and Hyde song, Bring on the Men, in my head. Love it!
Flip Cup Rocks.
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