Day 26-Insanity is INSANE

Dear Beat up me,

I have completed my 30 day Wii Fitness challenge. Kudos to me. Now I have decided to re touch on Insanity by Beach Body. This video is an intense 60 day extreme cardio workout to whip your @$$ in shape and fast. Last time I finished 2 weeks and quit. I have to dedicate 6 days a week with only one rest day for 60 days. It is crazy. I ave no endurance whatsoever. So, the first 5 minutes of warm up makes me want to quit as my heart pounds in my chest. I push myself, but only a little because I am not strong enough endurance wise to push hard. I figured I will give it a go and do what I can. The important thing this time is to finish the 60 day program. I weighed myself the other day....Big mistake. I am not a calorie counter, or scale obsessed woman. I eat what I want when I get the craving , in moderation. I try to choose healthier alternatives when I can and workout at least 3 days a week. Only my workouts consist mostly of light aerobics, Pilate's and yoga. Until now I have yet to incorporate kick your @$$ Cardio.
So, I got on the scale and freaked. I have gained 10 pounds. What??? Now this is really no biggie. I really am hoping it is muscle. I am a little larger around my tummy area. Here is the problem.I am 5'1. Any extra weight on my tiny frame makes me look like an blown up Santa in someones yard.
I had a dream last6 night I was pregnant with twins. Only, I didn't know until my water broke twice!? I went to the hospital and was told that I have twins and haven't gained much weight in the front because I am carrying mostly towards the back. The doctor sends me home because I am not dilated enough. I am home and have this urge to go to the potty. Hello Special #2. As my butt hits the toilet and I begin to push I am experiencing cramping, like bad gas cramping when you gotta go, but it hasn't worked its way down yet. You know it must have been something you ate the day before. The cold sweats start and relief strikes as that first missile hits the water. Only as my missiles were releasing I felt pressure in the other down there area. When I felt I was crowning...or the baby #1 was crowning. So, next thing I know my fiance and I are heading to the hospital with my mother. My mother is with her ex of many years ago when I was younger. I scream at him , "What in the Hell are you doing here. Get the hell away!" He vanishes, but into the car I go and out comes baby #1. I couldn't hold it in anymore. Only it was a dinosaur. A baby Terradactyl. I freak out but was saying sorry to my mom and fiance for not being able to hold it in. By the time I reached the hospital and was about to deliver my next baby. The Twin...a real baby. I woke up.

I think that after watching Shutter Island last night I let my mind wander a little to freely in my dream world. Hmm. Someone decipher that one for me.

Sunday night I recorded yet another sitcom. The Gates on ABC. Haven't watched it yet. Just another notch to add to my late night splendors with my sitcoms.

As my best friend has noted so insistently....I have missed days and have not blogged consecutively. Only for me, 365 days blogging in general will be an accomplishment. Gotta love her though for keeping me on track!

Into the unknown world of dreams,

Me